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Two atoms

Two atoms are walking down a street. Suddently one of them stops and says :
"Hey, I think I've lost an electron"
"Are you sure ?" the second replies.
"I'm positive !"
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Two scientists in a bar

Two scientists walks into a bar. The first says :
"I'll have some H2O."
The second says :
"I'll have some H2O too."
Then he dies.